THE ULTIMATE PAGE OF LAUGHTER
I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!

Greetings.  Welcome to my joke site, other wise known as "The Ultimate Page of Laughter".  If you don't get any of these jokes, then please...get a sence of humor.  If any of these jokes just happen to be yours, that you made up yourself, and you don't want them to be on this site,   just email me and I'll take them off.   And if any of these jokes even cause the slightest smile to your face, then please give me money.  Send all money (or software, .music, anything else) to Micah Lee; 36 Longview Rd.; Asheville, NC.  It would be greatly appreciated, or if you don't want me to appreciate anything, then I wouldn't apprieciate it, or I'll feel however you want me to as long as I end up with some stuff that I got for free.  Enjoy the jokes, and don't forget to send me money.

• dumb blond jokes
• yo momma jokes
• lists of really funny jokes
• short jokes
• little things that piss people off
• condom week
• actual bumper stickers
• murphy's laws on sex
• you might be a redneck if...
• things actually said on family fued
• how to order pizza
• you know you're a ho when...
• how to annoy a stallmate in a public bathroom
• did you ever stop and wonder what would happen if your dog's name was mypenis?
• things actually writen in science exams
• things you'd never know without the movies
• how to kill a west virginian eel
• microsoft technical support
• me no see
• hmmmm...
• girlfriend 1.0
• life
• application to date my daughter
• quotes
• headlines
• the jackasses
• part of this complete breakfast
• computer gender
• i'm not as think as you drunk I am!
• ribbit, lucky frog
• communication problems
• actual laws

THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS PARODYS:

Here in the wonderful word of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas parodys, I've made but one HTML file that holds them all, but I've also made each of the following links go to their places in my web page.  To just start it from the top, click here.

• 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (traditional version)
• computer version 1
• computer version 2
• cussed up version
• reportedly rewritten by a college professor, name unknown
• a visit from st. nick
• star trek version
• 'Twas the Night Before Christmas on the Enterprise-D
• misc. small parodys (many of them...read this)
• 'Twas the Trip Before Christmas
• untitled 1
• untitled 2
• cajun version
• feff world version
• politically correct
• political holiday
• 'Twas the Week Before Christmas
• 'Twas the Night Before Crisis
• untitled 3
• NASCAR version

Send all questions, comments, jokes, hate mail, death threats and anything else you want to send to me to mzphlex@yahoo.com.